Christian Pick-Up Lines

I saw these on the internet today and they made me laugh.  Glad I’m married.

Top Christian Pick-Up Lines

1) Nice bible.

2) God told me to come talk to you

3) Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.

4) Christians don’t shake hands, Christians gotta hug!

5) Oh you are cold. Ecclesiastes 4:11 says that if two lie together, they keep warm.

6) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

7) The word says “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the
hungry”, how about dinner?

You don’t have an accountability partner? Me neither.

9) You want to come over and watch The 10 Commandments tonight?

10) Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

11) Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my
heart and wait on hand and foot?

12) Do you believe in Divine appointment?

13) Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?

14) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

15) You know they say that you have never really dated until you
have dated a Christian.

16) Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.

17) What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.

18) We have to hold hands when we pray so the circle won’t be broken.

19) Christians kiss before parting — it’s an old Jewish tradition.

20) I hear there’s gonna be a love offering tonight.

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